So I could have been on TV.

Not like that.

Where I work, a random clothing chain store place thing, they were filming last night.

What were they filming?

THE LITTLE PEOPLE.

Tiny people!  None of them were taller than a foot and a half I swear.  I'm a pretty bigger-than-average guy at six foot and four inches (193 cm) so that made them feel all the smaller.

Two of them were older than I was.  It was interesting.  I never approached them or talked directly to them.  In fact I kinda shyed away from the camera crew as much as possible.

The show will be on Discovery sometime in May they said.  I likely will watch it just to see what our store looks like being filmed.  MAYBE YOU'LL CATCH A GLIMPSE OF ME.  Actually you probably won't.  I avoided those cameras like an expert ninja.  I got my manager a bit flustered when I disappeared as the camera crew approached the main checkout desks.  That was funny.

On a related note: that is the cleanest I have ever seen our poor store.  Just to film a show.  We will never experience this level of tidiness ever again.

In other news:  Sports.  What you can do to prevent them from overtaking your local wig store.  All this and more at 11.